I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
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other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :'(((
me: adios bitchachos
Ugh! Why can’t I be normal?
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Have you ever watched your friends from afar and realized they seem happier without you.
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So I’m eating Haagen Daazs Cookie Dough Dynamo ice cream… it has 68% of my fat intake for the day.
Guess what? I’m eating salad for dinner… Bought this ice cream only for the cookie dough, will eat it. no regrets :)
Now and then I think of the movies they saw together
When they were so happy that I could die
Told myself they would be endgame
But she chose the man who sold her for a company
And it’s a love it’s an ache I can’t get over.
I can be addicted to a certain kind of…
People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.
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do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies
well Canadian parties have them ;;
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