you got a secret smile

Ugh Tumblr is being weird, it says my posts are empty when I write my posts and not when I write in...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:18:45 -0400

Ugh Tumblr is being weird, it says my posts are empty when I write my posts and not when I write in the title box

I should probably stop eating right now… I can’t help mindless eating it seems.

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:16:00 -0400

I should probably stop eating right now… I can’t help mindless eating it seems.

smalltownbigguy: in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:10:28 -0400

smalltownbigguy:

in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:53:43 -0400

kingofwestersass: life is like that tv show that was really good at first but then they stretched...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:41:01 -0400

kingofwestersass:

life is like that tv show that was really good at first but then they stretched it out and now it’s on like its 12th season and no-one’s even watching anymore

hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:56:31 -0400

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

lillypandpearls: That horrifying moment when a 6 year old is...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:56:40 -0400

lillypandpearls:

That horrifying moment when a 6 year old is prettier than you on every level

theyellowbrickroad: money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:55:58 -0400

theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

fakeyouout: “money doesn’t buy happiness” let me test this hypothesis

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:53:56 -0400

fakeyouout:

“money doesn’t buy happiness”

let me test this hypothesis

tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:50:26 -0400

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

leadinq: THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:49:30 -0400

leadinq:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE

tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:58:10 -0400

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

thecowcrossing: jstarksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:56:05 -0400

thecowcrossing:

jstarksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:54:15 -0400

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

have you ever caught someone staring at you and wondered what they’re thinking about like if it’s something positive or negative if it’s a passing thought or a long internal string of things if they’re even thinking about you at all or you just happen to be in the line of sight while their mind drifts off about something completely unrelated

combustforlust: omg im gonna do this with my kids for every...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:54:08 -0400

combustforlust:

omg im gonna do this with my kids for every grade until they finish high school and they will hate me for it but love me for it when theyre 70

liberatingreality: This may be the most powerfully accurate...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:37:08 -0400

liberatingreality:

This may be the most powerfully accurate image I’ve ever seen in my life.

ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:34:12 -0400

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

k3llin-and-j0sh: thehomelessnetworkinthetardis: supernatural-ex...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:32:21 -0400

k3llin-and-j0sh:

thehomelessnetworkinthetardis:

supernatural-explosion:

scribeofvoid:

supernatural-explosion:

supernatural-explosion:

WAIT. IS THAT MATT FUCKING SMITH?

OMG

I’LL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS OK? JUST LOOK AT HIM!!

WHY DO YOU KEEP PUTTING THIS ON MY DASH?!?!

BECAUSE MATT AND HIS TONGUE ARE PERFECT! ~~and this is so hot, i bet everyone is horny right now~~

what the hell is that from

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1216520/ guys

allthingsivy: thats how i drive

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:30:12 -0400

allthingsivy:

thats how i drive

onefitmodel: realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:26:45 -0400

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing